"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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