we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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