so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
How naked do you want me to be?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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