If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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