I have demons in me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
