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(314): View more from Missouri

I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs

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(914): View more from New York

ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol

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(319): View more from Iowa

You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many

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(330): View more from Ohio

So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.

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(425): View more from Washington

It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.

(336): View more from North Carolina

Did it work?

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.

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(530): View more from California

Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.

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(806): View more from Texas

I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you

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