am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Farmville is her only friend.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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