found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize