Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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