So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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