Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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