I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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