wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Randomize