Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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