: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
