I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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