Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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