if you like me you must not know who I am
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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