3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Randomize
