Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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