Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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