She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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