i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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