therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
