My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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