I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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