Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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