I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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