Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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