I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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