just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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