North Korea, Best Korea!
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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