But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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