I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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