I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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