You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
