Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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