I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i permit you to call me
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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