fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I will pee on everything he values.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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