JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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