If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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