CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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