# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
time to smoke my breakfast
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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