We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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