He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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