at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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