Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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