i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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