Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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