My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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