I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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