He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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