we have officially lost it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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