Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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